What is this “frosting” supposed to say, that you collect electronics, wookie pelts, and Yoda’s scalp?

“It is it’s your 30th” -Yoda translated

Yoda suggests an improvement to the stormtrooper helmet design: giant space cylinder 

Yoda was not very prepared for this one. Left his lightsabers all in a pile and hasn’t even put his makeup on.

beetledrink:

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

Need me one of these

Yoda gets a neck today, so that’s something huh

Yoda tries out some new hobbies while in hiding

Yoda isn’t sure if it’s your birthday but he’s got some advice

Yoda’s got an entire swamp full of friends today

I will admit this is really pretty good, but jedi should probably know by now not to stand near an open pit. Also I don’t want to eat swamp.

Actually pretty good Yoda-speak for once, but Yoda is now a terrifying specter